when remus first got bitten by a werewolf his parents rushed him to the hospital and they were like “what’s wrong?” “he was bitten by a werewolf” “oh god. what’s his name?” “remus lupin.” “sir are you fucking with me right now”
My friend is 8 months pregnant and the other day she was eating a burrito and she managed to eat the whole thing in under 2 minutes. Once she had finished she burrito she then moved on to eating a whole pizza. She then looked up at me and yelled “You think Dean Winchester is adorably sexy when he eats food like a pig! Why should it be any different for me? Eating like a pig is hOT” I laughed for a good 5 minutes after that.
"Your highness" is gender neutral.
So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.
alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”
please note that “your grace” is also acceptable
there should be a dating website called ebae
do you ever put on a really nice but kind of daring outfit and at first you’re like “HELL YEAH” but then you look in the mirror a few times and start being like “hell… yeah….” and then you turn to the side and adjust the top and frown and be like “aw hell” and finally just change into like jeans and a tee bc one day you will wear that rockin outfit but today is not that day
This is the saddest and accurate thing I have ever read.